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The Journal Comic Jeff Rowland Wishes He Could Do.

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS???

Monday, May 29, 2006

Fat Jokes are AMAZING




Huh. Apparently James still has most of his hair when I die in 2042 when the amount of hilarity in my brain reaches a high level of mass despite it's infinitely low volume, thereby creating a gravitational singularity.

Fortunately, mortuaries persist. You see, I was busy far off in space fighting aliens under my alternate identity, Captain Hunkington, and Earth was spared from the resulting paradox in space-time.

Sunday, May 28, 2006

The Zachening




Welcome to my journal comic.

What makes this journal comic unlike all others is its accuracy. That is to say, this journal comic represents a completely true and UNABRIDGED account of my life. If it happens in the comic, it happened in my life. If it is not in the comic, it never occurred.

For example, you will notice in today's strip that I never once breathed or ate.
Impressed? WHO CARES.